Note to Self

While walking in Central Park, do not answer calls from an unrecognized number with a 650 area code, for on the other end there could be someone working for the Stanford Fund begging for alum contribution. It is especially difficult to turn down the request when the caller's name is Whoopi and was one of the Branner freshmen that you helped out two years ago. Five minutes of chatting ended costing me $25. I think I would have been better off calling 1-900-BIG-TITS.