"Dear Concerned Citizen"

So begins the unsolicited membership material from the Sierra Club. I don't really know how they got my address and why they contacted me, but I'm guessing it has something to do with my Salon.com subscription. It is somewhat flattering though since it does bump up my liberal street cred. Maybe I will get an introductory membership offer from the ACLU next week. Then I will become the tree-hugging, ACLU-card-carrying, anti-family, pro-abortion, fag-loving, God-hating, East-Coast liberal bogeyman that the Republican demagogue love to burn in effigy.