Which New York Times Columnist are you?

Take the quiz.

For me:

"You are Maureen Dowd! You like to give people silly nicknames and write in really short, non sequitur paragraphs. You're the most playful of the columnists and a rock-ribbed liberal, but are often accused of being too flamboyant and frivolous. You tend to focus on style over substance, personality over politics. But your heart is in the right place. Plus, you are a total fox."

Maureen Dowd? Non sequitur paragraphs? Playful? Flamboyant? Total fox? Me?