A conversation

Phil (on the phone): I just saw the hottest girl ever!! She's like the hottest person I've seen in 10 years!! Damn! It's a crime to be that hot!!

Me (laughing): Haha, really?

Phil: Yeah, oh shit! ahhhhh! Oh oh oh oh, shit shit! Ou ou ouch!

Me: What happened?

Phil: I just spilled some hot soup on myself. Let me call you back later.

Me: Oh, I thought you were getting too excited.