The Perfect Weapon

I don't even remember how I stumbled across this link, but here it is. I'm almost tempted to buy it and bring it to my dreadful morning meetings. Then I can be like Oren and run around on the table for some swift decapitation action when those pesky business users complain about the shitty third-party software we support. In fact, the top tech manager/tyrant even has the same name as the villain in the movie.

BTW, even though it's a Hattori replica, I bet it's made in China.