HOLY FUCK!!!

I just came out of the bathroom and my ass is on fire!!! It's as if the copious amount of crushed pepper I ingested with my pizza for lunch passed through my stomache undigested. It must have been so hot, it laid a fucking smackdown on the acid in my stomache that could usually break down the Terminator. Jesus Christ, I feel like I just sat on a mountain of crushed pepper. Going to continue watching "The Corporation" now while sitting on my ice pack. J/K. It's finally cooled down somewhat now. Whew.