More Quotes

Me: Remember how you were drinking all those protein shakes when we were in Branner?
Srinivas (aka SriniBaller): Yeah, I was trying to be buff so people would be scared of me. Now I can just grow a beard and yell, "Jihad!"

[Upon entering Tolu's new crib]
Tolu: You don't have to take off your shoes. I'm not Asian.

[At the super fancy Cheesecake Factory in Palo Alto, where I was trying to take pictures of the interior]
Tolu/SriniBaller/Allen/Joe: Stop acting like a tourist. This is a chain and they have franchises everywhere, INCLUDING New York!
Me: Ok, maybe I should not take pictures of you guys since I have friends in New York too