Laundromat Warning

Saw this sign at the laundromat today:

"Please empty pockets of pencils, pens, hairpins, toolnails, bolts, bullets, money. This article may damage the machine."

And I finally got rid of that awful smell from my shirts!! Well, most of them anyways. There are a couple that need a rewash. The ties still smell like rusty leadpipes even after I hosed them down with plenty of Febreeze. I probably shouldn't have put them in the dryers with Downy. The smell has been baked into the ties now. Looks like I'll be making a trip to the dry cleaners on Monday. Shit.