Saturday, April 19, 2003

How To Get a Hangover Without Drinking

Get totally disoriented from playing a shoot-em up game, say Max Payne, from 10 pm to 2 am. Go to bed at 3 after spending another hour on the computer chatting with people. Get waken up periodically because of people moving in upstairs, car alarms (TWICE) and landlord opening the door to move in the big ass speakers that were ordered 3 days ago.

Get out of bed at 2 pm with a pounding headache and a sore body. Now that's what I call an artificial hangover.