Office Tomfoolery

[I sneeze really loudly twice in a row]
girl next cubicle: bless you
me: thanks
girl: boogie
[I duck for cover and reach for kleenex to wipe my nose]
girl [laughing her ass off]: haha, just kidding
me: hey that's not funny!
[girl turns her head away and returns to her phone conversation]
[I crumble up some fresh kleenex sheets and hit her on the head with it]
girl [shocked]: hey! Did you just hit me with booger kleenex?
me: haha, just kidding