If Only I Could be this Witty

Rantings about the Oscars and Catherine Zeta-Jones from plastic.com:

When she presented, one of my friends pointed out something that was obvious, yet I had never noticed: She epitomizes the whole "I'm too damn glamourous for you" mentality of some of the bigger stars. And every time the camera showed her and Michael Douglas after a joke, both of them laughed like "Oh, I'm too wonderful to be bothered with your bourgeois humor. Nonetheless, I will chuckle to please the peons who pay for my fabulousness."

Catherine Zeta-Jones can shampoo my crotch. If it weren't for The Game (which was sheer genius), so could Michael Douglas.