Condi Condi Condi...

I liked you so much more when you were horsing around in Gaieties as the Provost of Stanford. Now you are just another Republican ideologue being lampooned by the Daily Show for all your self-contradictions ("If we had known an attack was coming against the United States...we would have moved heaven and earth to stop it." "Let me read you some of the actual chatter that was picked up in that spring and summer: Unbelievable news coming in weeks, said one. Big event -- there will be a very, very, very, very big uproar. There will be attacks in the near future." "I believe the [August 6 PDB] title was, 'Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside the United States.'") finger-pointing, and evasiveness.

You weren't always like this.