No Game

Me [after 5 drinks and totally shit-faced]: I can't believe you only live a block away from this bar. You are so lucky!
Cute girl [after 4 drinks, also somewhat drunk; we were all over each other by this point]: You can stay over at my place if you like and sleep in my roommate's bed.
Me: I can't sleep in your roommate's bed! She would freak out if she sees some strange dude sleeping in her bed!

A week later.

Me: Doh!!