More on the Chicken Hawks

Here's a brief list of chicken hawks and their lame excuses for not serving in war:

* GW Bush: Served in the Texas National Guard, jumping ahead of the 18-month waitlist despite a low test score (25).
* Dick Cheney: Graduate school deferment
* Tom Delay: College deferment
* Jack Kemp: Played in the NFL
* Trent Lott: Cheerleading in college
* Dan Quayle: Reserves
* Kenneth Starr: Psoriasis
* Rush Limbaugh: ingrown hair follicle, aka anal cyst
* Pat Buchanan: Bad knees

For the complete list, check out The Official Chickenhawk Database.