Encounters with Old People
On the Subway: Old woman holding a Victoria's Secret bag. Post menopausal women and sexy lingerie just don't mix. Just the image of such mixing can serve as a potent contraceptive.
In the drugstore: Really old guy in line behind me started making weird sounds with his lips, as if he didn't have any teeth. Out of the corner of my eyes, I saw two Gas-X boxes in his hands. I paid for my duct tape and got the hell out of there quickly.
On the Subway: Old woman holding a Victoria's Secret bag. Post menopausal women and sexy lingerie just don't mix. Just the image of such mixing can serve as a potent contraceptive.
In the drugstore: Really old guy in line behind me started making weird sounds with his lips, as if he didn't have any teeth. Out of the corner of my eyes, I saw two Gas-X boxes in his hands. I paid for my duct tape and got the hell out of there quickly.
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