I'm A Retard

On the way out of the Chinese restaurant, I saw a big line of people so I just absent-mindedly sought out the path of least resistance, which was right next to the counter. So as I walked toward the entrance, I passed this girl who was looking at me with this weird expression on her face. I walked a few steps forward, then realized that I just walked behind the counter near the entrance. On my left was the cash register!! I quickly went back the way I came and jetted out of the restaurant past the line of smirking people as quickly as I could. It was so fucking embarassing!! I don't think I'll go back to that place again.