Flip Flop

While driving in Manhattan today I saw a green rice rocket making a U-turn in the middle of a crowded two-way street while everyone else honked at him. As I drove toward him I thought, what a fucking moron, good thing there aren't many ricers here, unlike on the west coast. When I drove past the fugly Acura, I was quite surprised to see a black man inside.

Later when I drove down Fifth Ave., I saw an Asian guy walking with his parents, which wouldn't even be worth mentioning if he weren't sporting an Allen Iverson head of dreads. My mom would have me drawn and quartered if I ever do something like that.