Unbelievable

Oh man, this is just too funny and bizarre and sad (the last paragraph):

(Reuters) Federal authorities said on Monday they had suspended a U.S. immigration judge after a newspaper reported he referred to himself as Tarzan during court proceedings for an African political asylum seeker named Jane.

The Boston Herald reported that at the start of the proceedings in June, U.S. Immigration Judge Thomas Ragno told the woman: "Jane, come here. Me Tarzan."
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