Dumb People Are Funny

God, I wish I were sitting at home now reading this article so I can laugh until I fall over. Here's an excerpt from this MSNBC article about Jessica Simpson:

"If it were possible for a little girl to be isolated from society and raised in the wild, not by wolves but by a pack of French poodles, she might turn out something like Jessica [Simpson], who simply has no concept of what happens during the daily life of a normal person.