Quotes

At the Kaki King/Vienna Teng/Hem show at the Bowery Ballroom about a week ago...

Me: Man, I want a harp. It's kinda cool.
Leslie: Yeah, it's magical in a way.
Me: Maybe if I learned to play one, it'll be my key to a woman's heart.
Leslie: I said "magical," not "miracle"!

On a dinner date...

She: I had a menage a troi the other day
Me [almost spit out the water I was drinking]: really?
She: Yeah, it was a blend of Merlot, Cabernet...
Me: Oh