One More

Out with Joe and Sachin a week ago:

Me: Dude I'm going to stop drinking so much from now on. I'm such a jack ass when I get wasted. Last week I went out with Chil and Adrienne to hang out with Adrienne's coworker Alicia. Here's what I said to Alicia's friend Beth, who's black: "I know this may sound racist, but it's not and I hope you won't be offended. So I went to this Spike Lee movie screening a while back and during the Q&A session, whenever Spike said something that everyone agreed with, all the black ladies in the audience went, 'Uh Huh!' Why do they do that?" I don't remember what she said, but I think she just smiled politely. Why did I say that to her??? I'm such a dumb ass!!!

Joe: Uh huh.