All For A Good Cause

Sigh, this article makes me miss the Bay Area. From where else could an event this wacky originate?

While we are on the subject, my high school friend Joel (of the turn-off-your-vibrator fame) once proposed that our school should start a fundraising campaign based on sperm donation. Half of the school beats off on their own accord every day, he reasoned, we might as well make some money off their hard work. Oh how I miss high school too.