What A Riot

On my way to the big meeting, I walked past a woman that didn't catch my attention at first until I glanced at her ears. They were long and pointy!! Like an elf's ears!! I had to turned around and look at her ears again. Yep, they were almost of Vulcan quality. Then my coworker said, "I forgot to bring my butthole." Just before my jaw was about to drop in disbelief, I realized that she actually said, "I forgot to bring my bottle." Oh how I love accents.