Google Fun

Nik, who works at Google, told me once that in the company lobby there is some kind of display that has real-time search terms scrolling across it at all times, with all the dirty words filtered out of course. Hmm, maybe I should write a script that searches Google continously with queries like "Die Nik Die!!" "It's OK to admit you like goat porn, Nik" "Stop jacking off in the bathroom, Nik!" "Turn your shitty rap music off, Nik!"

The most important one: "It's time to get off work, Nik. You are not in a cult, you can leave any time!"