Men are from Mars...

On last week's episode of "Six Feet Under," Keith revealed to his boyfriend David that he had had sex with a woman, which caused David much anguish. While watching that scene, I pondered what would happen in a heterosexual relationship if one partner were to switch team.

Man: I had sex with another man.
Woman: Oh my god! How could you?!?! Don't you find me attractive? I thought we had something special! What about the kids?

On the other hand:

Woman: I had sex with another woman.
Man: Oh my god!! Did you do it with your hot friend Valerie? Can you bring her over next time so I can watch?