Monday, January 29, 2007

One More

Joe (12:41:52 AM): so sleepy now
Joe (12:41:59 AM): Had a biiig mexican meal
Joe (12:42:04 AM): I see why they're so lazy

Sunday, January 28, 2007


At the Kaki King/Vienna Teng/Hem show at the Bowery Ballroom about a week ago...

Me: Man, I want a harp. It's kinda cool.
Leslie: Yeah, it's magical in a way.
Me: Maybe if I learned to play one, it'll be my key to a woman's heart.
Leslie: I said "magical," not "miracle"!

On a dinner date...

She: I had a menage a troi the other day
Me [almost spit out the water I was drinking]: really?
She: Yeah, it was a blend of Merlot, Cabernet...
Me: Oh