If I were only so lucky

http://www.oracle.com/corporate/press/2005_sep/globe.html

I have a "transportation management platform"? I can't even walk normally now!

Thank You

After a brutal dentist appointment today, in which the dentist alternated between cramming the too-large crown into my gum and trimming it, I stepped into the deli across the street to grab lunch.

As the guy behind the counter handed me my chicken sandwich, I asked him if it came with anything since occasionally I get a free soda with my sandwich from other deli's.

He smiled at me and said, "It comes with a smile!"

It totally made my day.