Amateur Hour
Commerce Bank blows. It's seriously the worst fucking bank I've ever had the misfortune of dealing with. I have had to call and visit their branches more times in the last two weeks since I opened my account there than I've had to do the same with Chase in 5 years. What's the point of being able to reach customer service on the phone immediately and being able to go to a branch at 7:30 PM when they can't help with ANYTHING!!! Ugh!!
Anyways, here's what happened: I opened the WOW checking account with them a couple of weeks ago because it offers unlimited ATM surcharge refunds, won't charge me transaction fees for international withdraws, and only has a $2500 minimum balance. I opened the account and made a deposit on 9/27. Then I made another deposit with two checks on 3 days ago. The first deposit STILL isn't available for withdrawal and won't be available until next Monday, a full 7 BUSINESS days after the deposit, even though the money was deducted from the other account the day after the deposit was made!
Today I got a letter from Cucksucking Bank saying that they couldn't verify the 2nd deposit because "the paying bank won't allow the check to be paid." I dropped in to a branch and asked WHICH bank wouldn't allow the check to be paid. They didn't know and told me to drop by tomorrow before 5 PM so they could call the check processing people. Then they speculated that it may be a problem with my dad's and the roomie's banks. Of course the money has been taken out of both banks already a couple of days ago.
Their online banking site also looks like it was designed by some mom and pop shop out in buttfucking Iowa. See for yourself.
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Anyways, here's what happened: I opened the WOW checking account with them a couple of weeks ago because it offers unlimited ATM surcharge refunds, won't charge me transaction fees for international withdraws, and only has a $2500 minimum balance. I opened the account and made a deposit on 9/27. Then I made another deposit with two checks on 3 days ago. The first deposit STILL isn't available for withdrawal and won't be available until next Monday, a full 7 BUSINESS days after the deposit, even though the money was deducted from the other account the day after the deposit was made!
Today I got a letter from Cucksucking Bank saying that they couldn't verify the 2nd deposit because "the paying bank won't allow the check to be paid." I dropped in to a branch and asked WHICH bank wouldn't allow the check to be paid. They didn't know and told me to drop by tomorrow before 5 PM so they could call the check processing people. Then they speculated that it may be a problem with my dad's and the roomie's banks. Of course the money has been taken out of both banks already a couple of days ago.
Their online banking site also looks like it was designed by some mom and pop shop out in buttfucking Iowa. See for yourself.
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posted by Gary at
7:51 PM
