Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Another Work Story

While listening to NPR's "On the Media" podcast, I heard an interview with the author of the Left Behind book novels, which are set at a time when all the Christian believers ascend to Heaven during the Rapture, leaving behind the godless heathens to damnation. The interview brought a smile to my face because it totally reminded me of one of my former coworkers who joked about how she could make a killing by selling Rapture insurance plans to the gullible people who think they may be left behind.

CORRECTION: Come to think of it, the policy would actually be marked to gullible Christians who think their unreligious family members will be left behind.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007


Sister: I'm a woman, you are a girl
Niece: No! I'm a woman, YOU are a girl!


Niece: I'm a woman!
Brother-in-law: put on your diaper by yourself then, woman